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 owlcity:

			
			

A grizzly with no teeth is a gummy bear.


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owlcity:
A grizzly with no teeth is a gummy bear.

Photo credit: klaireebearr


 JulianSmithTV:

			
			

Best quote ever. “And then God created Saturn and he liked it… so he put a ring on it.”


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JulianSmithTV:
Best quote ever. “And then God created Saturn and he liked it… so he put a ring on it.”

Photo credit: Ethan Allen


 jesus:

			
			

The chicken came first. Duh.


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jesus:
The chicken came first. Duh.

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 TheDailyLove:

			
			

Be you, anyone who disapproves can get off at the first exit. #TDL


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TheDailyLove:
Be you, anyone who disapproves can get off at the first exit. #TDL

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 AmandaBynes:

			
			

“You don’t marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.”


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AmandaBynes:
“You don’t marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.”

Photo credit: Auziqoq


 AlfredoFlores:

			
			

God’s last name is not “Dammit.”


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AlfredoFlores:
God’s last name is not “Dammit.”

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 nickbilton:

			
			

Off record chat w/ Facebook employee. Me: How does Zuck feel about privacy? Response: [laughter] He doesn’t believe in it.


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nickbilton:
Off record chat w/ Facebook employee. Me: How does Zuck feel about privacy? Response: [laughter] He doesn’t believe in it.

Photo credit: deneyterrio


 xTeamRobstenx:

			
			

Facebook is the people you go to school with. Twitter is the people you wish you went to school with.


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xTeamRobstenx:
Facebook is the people you go to school with. Twitter is the people you wish you went to school with.

Photo credit: kevindooley


 Karl_Lagerfield:

			
			

My greatest problem in life is my indifference to the outside world.


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My greatest problem in life is my indifference to the outside world.

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 ConanOBrien:

			

			

The good news: I will be doing a show on TBS starting in November! The bad news: I’ll be playing Rudy on the all new Cosby Show.


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ConanOBrien:
The good news: I will be doing a show on TBS starting in November! The bad news: I’ll be playing Rudy on the all new Cosby Show.

Photo credit: fuzzcat